Influednesday

The flu-like symtoms experienced on a Wednesday when the effects of a heavy weekend chemically react with the hard slog of work

Pauline: I feel horrendous today, sore throat, bloked nose, headache, tired....
Colin: Did you go out at the weekend?
Pauline: Yes and then some...
Colin: Hmmm looks like a bad case of influednesday to me.

by Squapstars October 19, 2011

inflicted

to cause pain by self or by others

Morgan had broken bones inflicted by Rex.

by ジャック July 27, 2010

party like the infield

Party like the infield area at a horse race. People in the infield come to get buck, not watch the horse race. Women collect beads by flashing, like Mardi Gras.

Nappy Roots: "drink bourbon, never mind the cup, just turn the bottle up, party like the infield."

by TC-Money January 22, 2011

spheres of influence

boobs
tits
breasts
especially when large
i.e. c cups or bigger

After i saw the waitress's spheres of influence peeking out of her shirt, i couldn't help giving her a big tip.

by backtothefuturemobile September 7, 2008

infleption light

A flesh light or other version of a pocket pussy is inserted into a vagina or anus. The other partner then fuck the flesh light until orgasm. It is masturbation within sex within masturbation

John gave Sally the infleption light on prom night. Technically they're both still virgins.

by slumberjack April 10, 2015

influenzer

n. Infectious person who, often in an uncaring fashion, modifies the needs, wants, behaviours, and lifespans of others.

....................

I see you had to close your bar again.

Yeah, we had a drunk self-centered influenzer come in. Again.

by gnostic3 August 4, 2020

Influenzer

An internet influencer, personality, or celebrity who intentionally ignores or breaks COVID-19 lockdown guidelines or rules for the selfish purpose of partying or flaunting their 'influence'.

Did you see 'blank' on Instagram? She's an influenzer after posting about that party on the North Shore!

by anonymous October 17, 2021