Selective Hearing

The act of listening to only the things a person wants to hear. This can lead to a complete topic change.

Matt: Yo are you watching this Rockies game? It's nuts!

Ben: uhh. I don't think this long distance relationship is going to work out.

Matt: (thinking to himself) Damn. That's some crazy selective hearing if I ever saw it.

by tombalaya October 23, 2009

hearingaid

The act of fornicating with the hole created by a woman's ear spacer.

Man, See that bitch with the hole in her ear? I've gave her a hearingaid.

by Lindsay Forrester March 20, 2009

Drum Hoarding

The act of playing on a drum set without considering the people around you. Drum Hoarders typically frustrate company due to the volume of play or the lack of giving other people a turn.
A Drum Hoarder does not have to be good at playing drums; they only play it for a very long period of time, typically with company.
Drum Hoarding also relates to people who spend a large amount of time trying demo drum sets at a store, oblivious to the people possibly waiting in line for a turn.

is jim in the back Drum Hoarding again?
Yes
Well I guess we won't leave the store for another hour

by Whatiwawa December 13, 2010

reverse hoarding

The act of throwing away hoarded items in your home or various places.

Hey, what are you doing today? Oh I'm reverse hoarding today.

by jax1347 October 28, 2013

hooring

Travelling at a good pace; driving at great speed; speeding.

The bus came hooring down Adelaide Street and knocked the jaywalker on her arse

by Up Yours Pascoe July 23, 2003

Alabama Hearing Aid

A move during minor intercouse where the man sticks his tougue in the ear of his partener and sloshes around and eventually sending saliva down the ear canal making them deaf and temporarily needing a hearing aid.

"Dude i Alabama Hearing Aided some skank names Nakita Sanchez last night and she still needs her grampas hearing aid!!"

by fartblaster3008 January 30, 2010

Hearing aid

What deaf people use to hear better. Can be used as a sex toy by people such as Jake.

"I guess I just have a thing for girls with hearing aids." -Jake

by AC February 17, 2004