little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

a made up school. used to imply rich people.

where did you go, little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs?

by Zach B. February 11, 2004

hemocodgerphile

Someone who engages in dry anal sex with an OAP while on dialysis. Preferably over 75.

Simon was caught having dry bum sex with a 90 year old man plugged into his dialysis machine! the dirty fucking hemocodgerphile!!

by si rocky head October 4, 2008

hemorasteroids

Inflammation on the starfish that itches so strongly that the sufferer might consider firing lasers to break them up, and to remedy the discomfort.

Newt didn't mind standing during the debates, but once those hemorasteroids fired up, he could only hope for fragmentation.

by Misty Offshoot December 15, 2011

hemorrhoids

1. A condition that causes bleeding from your rear end.

2. An insult used to describe a person who is about as irritating as the anal condition.

Girl 1. You can’t sit with us.
Girl 2: Actually, I can’t sit anywhere because I have hemorrhoids.

by Senpaiwaifu July 8, 2019

hemorrhoid survivor

Dita Mušperte

Dita Mušperte is a hemorrhoid survivor

by Tiiina April 23, 2023

dutch hemorrhoid

When you give someone's asshole a noogie till they get a hemorrhoid.

If we can't do anal I'm given you a Dutch hemorrhoid.

by Luster2411 January 13, 2014

chronic hemorrhoids

The worst hemorrhoids you could imagine. it never goes away and haunts your dreams, being that you cant even get to sleep. Have fun with your blood butt

Fuck i have chronic hemorrhoids, guess no anal for me :(

by Big Daddy Requis February 13, 2017