Heffernen

A slang term for someone who is being an unnecessary CUNT, or douchebag.

My God, why is Aaron being such a Heffernen today?
Oh he ran out of pot and he's a little on edge.

by Josh McGrogan August 10, 2017

Heinerschite

To destroy one's own career in a profound or dramatic manner.

Alissa thought that trannys drank more beer that frat boys and rednecks. When she tried to prove it, her career as a marketing executive for a large brewery took a heinerschite.

by URallabunchofidiots May 22, 2023

hefney

Term used for a racist/homophobic idiot that somehow developed a community-wide hate towards them, they are an F tier Arena Brawl player despite cheating violently but will never admit it.

dont make me give the hefney lore like 7 times over again.

by bigg mann October 2, 2023

creek heffer

one step above a swamp donkey. see swamp donkey

man ur right, my girl really is a swamp donkey. maybe i should trade her in for a creek heffer!

by thekeymaykr December 28, 2010

thirsty heffer

A fat bitch (like cow size) who does anything for attention to draw boys or a crowd toward her.

Look at that thirsty heffer over there bending down with her no ass that be looking like cottage cheese.

by SlayQueen4life April 4, 2017

Water Heffer

A water heffer is a person that is like a very fat cow. People dont really have a reason for the water part, but it sounds better that way. It’s like saying “look at that fat cow in the water!”

“Damnnnn…that bitch is a water heffer frfr!”

by you’re so hot December 26, 2022

garin sabro haefner

the literal definition of heaven on earth. perfection.

Garin Sabro Haefner is like an angel. I've never seen anything like him before.

by edtbz October 27, 2020