heliosexual

the sexuality of wanting to be an apache attack helicopter

I'M NOT GAY ! I'm heliosexual.

by pappapafe44 March 17, 2017

Helio

Another shitty MNVO just waiting to hit the gutter. It claims to be THE carrier for bringing vutting-edge phones from Asia, but so far has only brang in one good phone (the Ocean). The rest are pieces of shit. The only reason it hasn't followed the fate of Amp'D Mobile ESPN Mobile, and Disney Mobile is because SK Telecom (their parent company) keeps dumping money into it in hopes that it'll become profitable one day.

FAT CHANCE

Helio spends $1,300-$1,500 per customer aquisition. It would take 3-4 years of a customer paying their bill on time just to break even. In addition to this, Helio leases all its network space from Sprint, meaning that it makes it even harder for it to make money.

I don't see it being around too much longer. And why the hell would you want a Helio plan when you can get a Sprint SERO plan for MUCH cheaper? Sprint also has a better line-up of phones.

Helio, don't call it a phone. Call it a piece of shit!

by Helio Sucks! April 10, 2008

Helioscopy

Blowing sunshine up one's ass

I'm not trying to give you a Helioscopy man.

by Wendy Derk May 29, 2008

heigo

a kind of guy who drops his phone from his hands and as it falls to the ground, he catch-kicks the phone with his foot back to his hand accidentally.

did you see that guy? he's such a heigo!

by w8ndag8ngster November 6, 2018

Heinous Whore

A Bullythat trolls the swingers site for sex with anything. When turned down by sexy young ladies with class gets all upset and feels the need to bully them. Using the internet to spread untruths and Hate campaigns, about the individuals that upset her. Needs all the men to say how gorgeous she is when the men just see her as a bit of meat that they can use as they please. Noholesbard! Try to belittled to make herself feel important and raise her social status. Usually very overweight and ugly Enjoys being a b list celebrity. Someone whos not important to the main stream. Or just not important to the people she bullies. Loves putting her face all over the intenet covered in well i dont think i need to say much more. Oh such a classy woman NOT!!!! For short HW status not important Has a young nasasitic gimp Who gets to help entrap helpless vulnerable lady's. Keep going karma will bite but when????

You Dirty Heinous Whore! Why Bully someone you've never met. Your screen shines very bright so you can read! Dirty Ugly Old HW

by Classy lady February 4, 2019

heliocoppeter

A helicopter that uses helium and copper to fly. Used in 1500s

My heliocoppeter only flew for about 5 minutes

by aha ha same November 21, 2019

heliozke

Someone who worries too much about Fortnite no scopes and doesn't read twitter DMs.

'OMG, are you the real heliozke???'

by Don't use your real name. COOL December 22, 2020