Satiellited remote hacking of the computer

Satelited remote hacking of the computer is a new level of computer intrusion. It is a wireless air-born connection that attacks your computer physically, freezing it up, and overtaking your programs, folder and can
corrupt,damage and hijack your programs from a nearby remote location. EVEN IF YOUR COMPUTER IS NOT ON A LIVE INTERNET CONNECTION.

This is an explanation of "Satiellited remote hacking of the computer".You are on your Windows based PC at home, and are working on your word processor writing to your bank or credit card company.Your neighbor,who stole your mail & defrauded your credit cards, can remote into your home computer while you are on it,hijack a copy of the document you just typed, without coming to your door and or using the internet. It's a military grade software. In addition, there are other features where as a person with the remoted software, can assault you with an electric shock while you are sitting at table in a coffee shop, and they have brought their laptop computer to use there. An electrical shock airborne, can strike you & ZAP you electrically from the software in his computer.You do not have to be on the internet for this to occur. Only to have your computer turned on and or your body within the established range of the assault computer.

by Peaches From Park Forest, IL April 22, 2009

Hacking the cabbage

A really perverted way of saying i am/was masterbating to your friends.

"Hey Buddy Whats up?"

"Oh, not much, just hacking the cabbage!"

.......

by Roryson May 7, 2010

hacking rash

"Hacking rash" is a term used to describe when there is an outbreak of hacking taking place in the world, affecting governments and corporations and individuals such as celebrities.

News anchor: "There has been a hacking rash during the last two months, affecting many companies and governments."

by demographic-man June 17, 2011

hacking penises

n00bs from modern warfare who decide they have to be pinises and hack for things like lag switch, 11 prestiges, and other things used by total dickwads

badass dude: OMFG these guys are hacking penises.
me: couldn't you have just called them whores
badass dude: no thats too nice
me:...

by callofbootymodernwhorefare2 November 4, 2012

hacklin

Short hand for "hacking." Usually in reference to someone preforming suspiciously superior in a video game environment.

"Was that a 360 no scope through a wall?"
"Yeah, he's probably hacklin"

by leakemzitnok December 9, 2017

Hacking

Literally so broadly defined that in 2018 the "great" institution of UCSD boils it all the way down to asking questions, thinking, and administrative incompetence.

We didn't like how poorly we programmed our BLINK system, so *YOU* "hacked" it, and we are accusing you now of "Hacking"

by RobotQi February 2, 2018

hacking

want to change a person, because she or he is so incredible

i was hacking him today , now he likes me ;)

by aschoka_304bc August 2, 2018