Holster your sidearm

Refrain from sexual advances, a.k.a keep it in your pants.

Quit grabbing her ass and holster your sidearm, partner.

by Kevinakkk December 28, 2008

Holster

To rest one's flaccid penis inside their partner's vagina. Usually done while post-coitus sleeping, but can be done without sexual intercourse. Spooning position works best, usually requires an erect penis for initial penetration.

I holstered inside my girl for 9 hours yesterday, my dick was pruned when I pulled it out!

by Dongo July 18, 2017

Double Breasted Holster

A bra

Tom: So what did you do next??
Kraven: I unlocked her vj gate and removed her double breasted holster

by Use Water Gun February 24, 2019

Hola, cum all over me lamas?

Also hola, como te llamas

American (White, super hot fine, SOAKING wet): Hola, cum all over me lamas?
Mexican (Guy): hola, sì.

Then he proceeds to bang the shit out of her.

by [e-mail] October 22, 2016

Hola como tale tale vu

A misheard of the lyric "Hola, Comment allez allez-vous" from Sofia Reyes's Official Video Clip song '1, 2, 3' that was uploaded

many years ago and it's just suddenly EXPLODED on the frickin' TikTok app by those social asses who don't even know how to speak French nor Spanish properly

Woman: (sings unknowingly) "Hola como tale tale vu"

Man: Bitch, It's "Hola, Comment allez allez-vous"

by a-lone-wolf-on-UD July 12, 2022

Holstens

The ice cream parlor where Tony Soprano was murdered in the HBO series, The Sopranos. It is a pretty nice establishment except when the tourists and film & tv tour buses invade and take pictures of it. It is located in Bloomfield, NJ.

You want to go to Holstens?

Nah, there's gonna' be too many people snappin' shots hoping to see James Gandolfini.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Joe Holt

verb: To Joe Holt. To exchange homosexual anal sex for a payment in alcohol to the sum of two bottles of wine (quality of wine not specific)

"OMG Did you hear about that guy? He totally Joe Holted last night"

by JH's secret lover February 21, 2012