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Rezzi's Haircut

A 1 and a half but looks like woody's buzzcut. It is a fat step and is a similar width to his biceps. The haircut fits the size of his brain tumour which pokes out of his head like his tip out of foreskin coz he aint circumsized.
"Rezzi's Haircut is so fucking gay" said Corso
"IKR" said Mav's "He looks like an eshay"
by Despacito Rez thicc af June 2, 2019
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Yee ass haircut

When someone has a yee ass haircut it means that they have a haircut that is very bad described as yee ass
Person 1: how do you like my haircut
Person 2: bro you got a yee ass haircut
by Laugh until you die March 22, 2021
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punishment haircut

A purposefully self-ruinous hairstyle designed to reduce one's own attractiveness. Usually deployed by spiteful females as passive-aggressive revenge on an unaffectionate, inattentive lover or spouse.
"I ran into Reed's ol' girl at the bar the other night... That hookup must have gone south for ol' boy, 'cuz she's rocking a straight-up punishment haircut."
by Wattz (Mark Hoffmann) December 9, 2008
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emo haircut

an emo haircut does not necessarily have to be short and hidden face sort of thing though it is usually of that fashion.
the stereotype for an emo goth haircut is as follows;

girls: shoulder length or shorter usually with lots of layers - often cut themselves, dyes such as black and red, black and blond, blond and brown etc (two natural colours) - Usually a side fringe that covers one eye. sometimes with small bunches or braid at the back though the front section will be left floppy.

boys: anti-mullet style will a flip over fringe. usually brown, black red or black-blue. sometimes an all over mullet thought the fringe will stay the same all the time.

As you can see this can be a very nice style and is often accompanied with dark eye makeup and a light colored face. sometimes a tattoo if a teardrop underneath the visible eye
an emo haircut is good looking dark coloured - stands out from usual haircuts - ALWAYS WITH A SIDE FRINGE COVERING ONE OR PART OF ONE EYE
by LeahRebecca November 17, 2006
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nae nae haircut

a term used to describe the lack of a haircut or hairstyle. this is not usually a bad thing but if you have a bad nae nae haircut it is bad.
awsten knight has a nae nae haircut
tyler joseph has a nae nae haircut
wilbur soot has a nae nae haircut
Dallon weekes has a nae nae haircut
Cscoop has a nae nae haircut
Yungblud has a nae nae haircut
Ryan ross has a nae nae haircut
by whoreepuke April 11, 2020
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Haircut Season

The time in between fall and winter , where it clicks in an Asian parents mind that their son needs a haircut.
Guy 1: Dude did you get your hair cut !?
Guy 2: No shit its haircut season
by mrjames81 December 8, 2009
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emo haircut

The trademark haircut of modern emo kids.

For males: Greasy, shaggy hair that hangs over the side of one's face, covering their desired eye in a side-bang type fashion. Almost always dyed black, sometimes with some streaks or tips (mostly red). Shines in the light, since it's extremely greasy due to them not washing it.

For females: Usually cut short, just above the shoulders. Almost always dyed black or dark brown. Tips and streaks are common. Many put their hair up in small pigtails, equipped with My Little Pony, Pokemon, Care Bear, or some other little kid's show hair ties. Side bangs also a common trait. Unlike the males, female emo kids usually wash their hair.
Emo Girl: I love boys with shaggy hair. Yum!
Emo Girl 2: Look at Bayley's sexy new emo haircut. I love how he doesn't wash his hair.
by The Queen of Hearts August 3, 2005
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