Gilofti

The infamous Gilofti is a very daring maneuver that is most commonly used by Giga Virgins, Reddit Mods, and old men of the age 60+ who didn't get their daily foot picture. The gilofti (sometimes known as Jilofti ) happens when you take a giant, PULSATING shit on the palm of your hand, and then continue to rub said shit across the shaft of your dick to disguise it. This method was commonly used in Vietnam by U.S. soldiers to disguise themselves from enemies. However, it has fallen from its high position of grace and is now used by Mexicans when trying to cross the border.

I shit myself PULSATINGLY, then slapped it straight onto my genitals to experience my first Gilofti

by rection g hue December 29, 2022

gwino

(Noun) A person who sucks so badly at RuneScape that they change their name 600 times a week to stay anonymous.

I just PK’ed that gwino.

by thafound August 20, 2024

Gwailo

The word Gwailo denotes a filthy corpse and it is a slur used for pale white people ( aka Non- Meditteranians) by people of Southeastern Asia.

Eg:

A: Why is there such a strong stink here?

B: Look sideways, its that smelly gwailo! Don't you know that they have a history of not taking baths ?

by Moreneo March 7, 2024

gilow

Gilow

You know what girl, Gilow, “Gilow..?” “God, I love older women…

by Lanasv@pe January 22, 2025

Geilojevic

A adjective for things which are beyond superb.
Ein Adjektiv für Dinge die mehr als atemberaubend sind.

This raki tastes geilojevic!
Dieser Raki ist geilojevic!

by NineIsMe February 25, 2025

Gilosabricated

The state of being in an ultimately silence in between an interesting conversation.

"We were discussing the latest plot twist, but then the room fell gilosabricated, and we all just stared at each other."

by Jaekaay March 23, 2025

Gweilo farm

A place where Gweilo's are taken to be harvested for meat, while their excessive fat is used to make soap. Similar to a Gulag, few Gweilo's make it out alive, which is good, because if they did survive they would likely attempt to re-colonize your country. It is for this reason that Gweilo farms are expanding as a major policy initiative of the East-Asian alliance.

Honey, looks like we're out of meat. I'll head down to the Gweilo farm to pick up some fresh meat for us. They're so much better and cheaper than Trader Joe's!

by Petro-Muranny September 13, 2025