Andrew Garfield

So fuckint hot and sexy and I would let him spit in my mouth he’s so ducking hot pls help me

“You see Andrew Garfield ?”
Yeah that man is so fine!!!😍😍”

by LilieishotAndawesome January 6, 2022

Garfield

An excuse for merchandise, which used to be funny.

Jim Davis pulled the suction-cup Garfields from the stands because he was afraid people would get sick of Garfield merchandise. He's a good business man.

Jon: Look at that, Garfield! A whole bus stopped just for us!

by Dr. President January 10, 2006

Garfielding

Female Snoogling is called Garfielding
When two girls line up just right during the act of scissoring and thier lips connect creating a suction much like a toilet plunger... this is called Garfielding due to the resemblance of Garfields mouth.

Dude, i was at bike week and these two chicks started garfeilding on the bar! They had the suction so tight it took two bikers to pull them apart!
garfielding female snoogling plunging

by V. Guerrilla January 21, 2011

The Garfield

A sexual act in which the the woman is naked and standing or leaning with her face and arms pressed against a window while being nailed from behind.

We were at this hotel on the twenty sixth floor with all glass walls, so I gave her the Garfield with the lights on.

by EB80 January 5, 2009

garfield

1. Town in NJ that is pretty poopy.

2. Comic strip

3. President

Lets go to garfield and chill.
-No, lets go to ridgewood instaed, and pick up mad preppy bitties.

by Mati, r. May 2, 2006

garfield

Garfield is a city in the state of New Jersey. It is known as GField and for its bad cops and highschool, and its awful football team. Also, there are many Polish immigrants in Garfield. Its is known as The City of Champions.

"Yo lets go to garfield, foo!"
"Nah yo, fo' get garbagefield"

by Someone1112212221 May 17, 2007

Garfield Mode

When we are feeling lazy, sleepy and always hungry, just like Garfield.

Girl 1: Geez, i feel very sleepy, i think i gonna skip school tommorow
Girl 2: Yeah, i'm also on Garfield mode

by AlJONAS December 2, 2009