Fonding

A specific (unicorn-like) type of bonding characterized by an organic balance of sexual intimacy, emotional intimacy, and communication. FONDING is rare. It’s a heightened, more sophisticated form of ‘friends with benefits’ that is not threatened by ‘catching feelings’, jealousy or miscommunication. Key traits of fonding are: shameless honesty, lack of pressure, and mutually understood expectations

You can not ‘fond’ instantly with someone. To earn the label of fonding means to prove that your relationship can outlast the trials of doubtful peers, social norms and inevitable events & emotions that need navigating.

Fonding exists only in relationships where romantic intimacy is avoided with each other. This lack of romance can be effortless or intentional. Each participant can and likely will have or at least entertain the idea of romantic intimacy with others outside of the Fond. These are discussed openly with the other.

If you come across a successful Fond ~ observe carefully, learn and study it. You will likely not get many chances in your life to be in the presence of two people successfully fonding.

Ps. FONDING IS NOT DATING.

The two were not dating, nor were they friends-with-benefits; they had successfully been Fonding for months now.

by Cat James September 16, 2021

Fooding

Half-brained cell word for eating; whenever Anh consumes nutrition

Riley: This dumb bitch says fooding instead of eating??
Mikey: Yes, this is why he gets no bitches
Anh: Damn *cries in short*

by AsianFetus May 23, 2022

Fording

Werb. Touching or standing too close to people in public transportation. Standing too close to people to make them disturbed and go away

He sit our spot, let's fording him and make him go away

by dthplt August 2, 2022

Folding Over

The Sexual Act of grooming your client (as a hairdresser) and your client yelping in your chair yelling "TOYS R US" meanwhile. Then you whip out a needle and stab your client a multitude of times, shaving your own testicles in the process with precise detail.

"Yeah I got fired for Folding Over"

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023

fondingling

The act of using another mans hand to maturbate with without his consent.
Works best when he is asleep.

Jacob if you don't shut up, you are gonna have a crusty hand when you wake up from me fondingling you.

by Fondingler April 29, 2024

Folding Chair Shrinkage

The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.

"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."

by Stainless Spiel October 30, 2024

foiling

Someone who is constantly looking for foil to smoke with asking the neighbors looking on the ground ect.

First person: Did you see him foiling?
Second person: who
First person: that guy walking up and down the street looking to see if anyone threw out a piece of foil off there leftovers. He's foiling.

Randy and Jim where on the prowl out foiling all night

I seen the foiler dressed in a tin foil outfit for Halloween

by NonyaFukinBizz December 4, 2024