Adjective - Fit As Fuck Thick As Fuck. Describes someone who is extremely sexy and good looking but without a brain cell. (I thought of it whilst watching Victoria's Secret Angels Catwalk Show on TV).
1. She is FAFTAF
2. He is FAFTAT
3. They are FAFTAF
2. He is FAFTAT
3. They are FAFTAF
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Get the Flanter mug.Adjective: The state of being unburdened by responsibilities or obligations. Derived from the phrase "footloose and fancy free".
After beating the first degree murder charges for allegedly killing his wife, Charles emerged from the courthouse a flaff man.
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Get the flart mug.Flirtatious Waffle: Innocent and largely meaningless, funny, exaggerated conversations between members of the opposite sex. / Ice breaking. / A conversation between a couple who know each other well, and are comfortable with each other.
Boy "So, you are going to play a bear in next weeks performance. Well you will be the prettiest bear ever, even if I say so myself"
Girl "That's all very well, but what about my male bear?"
Boy "You are a married bear then are you?"
Girl "Of course! I want you to be my male bear!"
Boy "Haha, will do"
- Flaffle, classic example.
Boy "You are my special angel"
Girl "Then I can fly to you!"
Boy "Of course, I will catch you when you land"
- Flaffle texting example.
Girl "That's all very well, but what about my male bear?"
Boy "You are a married bear then are you?"
Girl "Of course! I want you to be my male bear!"
Boy "Haha, will do"
- Flaffle, classic example.
Boy "You are my special angel"
Girl "Then I can fly to you!"
Boy "Of course, I will catch you when you land"
- Flaffle texting example.
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