No Ferns

Straight talk with no bullshit, no embellishment, no enhancement.

No jump shots. No ferns. No memes. Not this time. I'm going to give it to you straight: If you need health insurance for 2019, the deadline to get covered is December 15. Go to HealthCare.gov and pass this on - you just might save a life.

~Barack Obama, tweet, 10 DEC 2018

by Porch_Frog December 10, 2018

Dirty Fern

A SUPER COOL PERSON

Guy: You see that Dirty Fern?
Guy 2:Yeah they are so cool!

by SpoopyPlant March 5, 2022

Fern

Fern is a strange and nearly extinct species of amphibian. They have a spot of hair on their head and yellow/green skin. Their eyes are usually an ugly periwinkle and/or A bright pastel yellow. She has long, sharp teeth and black spots on their eyelids. They are usually 7 Feet Tall and are considered to be "The Monster of The Ocean". If you encounter a Fern, punch it in the eyes and swim away and report it to anyone never by. Although we have never proved they are harmful we have to kill them off because we don't want to send in a human sacrifice. Sometimes Ferns breed with sharks, making the FARK. Farks are crazy mean demons from fucking hell.

Swimmer 1: Lifeguard! Lifeguard! I encountered a Fern!
Lifeguard: Oh no, Everyone ge tout of the waters!

*Fern swims up on shore and devours everything*

Swimmer: *coughs twice* TELL MY CHILDREN.. MY.. STORY!! AAAAAAA *gets devoured by Fern*

Lifeguard: NOOO!! SWIMMER!! I LOVED YOU!!!!!

by SketchyOtakuLol February 12, 2021

fern

the most kind and funny but also artistic and creative person with the most beautiful eyes and pretty face

your friend-brenden

woah your eyes are pretty, what a fern you are

by brendong November 22, 2021

fern shuffle

This is the way to walk amongst ferns in the forest as to not make any sound or rustling to alert anyone or anything that you are there. It is done by using the outside of your leg and ankle to push or “swish” the fern to the side while taking a step forward, alternating legs to keep yourself walking forward. This allows you to see and avoid twigs or other things under the fern which may cause a sound to be made.

I wanted to surprise my boyfriend at the cabin so I did the fern shuffle all the way there.

by anonymous January 18, 2025

Fern

Watering hole, bar, pub

She's a great "fern" tender...
Isn't their anything you'd rather do than tend "fern"?

by Nichodoodle August 30, 2019

Silver Fern

Synonymous with success and aspiration, Silver Fern is the one-way ticket to your dream university. Taking trusted advice from experienced counsellors, it helps you to reach your highest potential. With over a decade of experience, Silver Fern specializes in providing overseas education counselling

‘Career Desk’ by Silver Fern provides a solution to the student queries analysing their interests and personality traits, post or during their high school education providing guidance and support through psychometric testing and carving career pathway.

Silver Fern are “Overseas Education Consultants empowering Students to become Global Leaders”

by itachiuchihareal December 14, 2021