do your curtains match your drapes

it means does the hair on your head match your pubes

*asks a ginger*
"do your curtains match your drapes?"

*ginger says*

" no my pubes are black not red"

by bigtittieril June 7, 2016

beef drape

A labia that protrudes abnormally far from the rest of the vagina.

See also: beef curtain

I removed Becky's panties expecting to find a well stuctured snizz instead all I found was a mangled mess of battered labia. As if reading my mind, she said, "What you dont like my beef drapes?"

I vomited.

by Becky B September 9, 2005

Draper

To "draper" is to blow someone off, no matter how important, for something more self-indulgent.

Even though the Lucky Strike presentation is due today, I think I'll draper the afternoon and go bang my kid's teacher instead.

by punchmyface December 15, 2010

Drape Escape

After intercourse, the male gets up while the female is otherwise ocupied ( i.e...sleeping, in restroom, back turned) and proceeds to wipe his penis clean on the nearest set of drapes before he leaves

Male..."Would you be so kind to fetch me a drink of water?"
Female..."Sure I'll be right back."
Male...(gets out of bed and wipes his dick clean on nearest set of drapes before getting dressed to leave).
Has just performed a Drape Escape...best done after a one night stand

by Tonyfeelmybalogne April 8, 2010

tit drapes

A female shirt-like garment that hangs from the shoulders and flares outward towards the bottom. Tit drapes do not accentuate the breast region whatsoever, and furthermore makes women appear as if they are pregnant, cuz only pregnant bitches should be wearin that shit.

Why is that bitch wearin tit drapes

by matthewbaer January 16, 2008

Drapes

To drag or forcibly remove someone from where they are, usually a vehicle or a chair. Usually followed by a par of some sort, generally the removal of ones belongings, although being drapes'd is a par in its own right.

Made popular by Tempa T in song Next Hype.

"DRAPES! GET OUT THE CAR!"

"Man went toilet and came back and one fossy was in my seat. So obviously I had to drapes man."

by El-Negro November 29, 2011

Sam Draper

The Worlds Greatest Skater.

Dude I Tre flipped The 7 Set Today
Wow You'll be Sam Draper In No Time.

by CorpseRagger April 25, 2009