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jesus dollars

Extraterrestial currency that Jesus will give OR NOT give you when you die, considering you make it into heaven. The amount you receive is based on how good/bad of a person you were on Earth.

also known as "jesus bucks"
Jeremy: "Matt is such a stuck up, arrogant, spoiled bitch. He thinks just cause his dad is successful, it justifies him being so argumentative and getting fat all day."

Liz: "Don't worry jeremy, it doesn't matter that matt lives rich off his parents now. If he makes it into heaven that kid couldn't even afford the value menu, cause he's getting NO jesus dollars."

Jeremy: "HAHAHAHAHAH!!! jesus dollars? i'm putting that on urban dictionary!"

Liz and Jeremy: fist bump
by J DIBS August 26, 2011
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Net Dollars

The amount of net dollars you own is how much money you have after factoring in how much money you owe people and how much money is owed to you.
Alright class, today's math problem:
You have twelve dollars in your wallet and none in your bank account. If owe Jerry seven dollars for buying you condoms, and Greg owes you ten dollars for spotting him for his girlfriend, how many net dollars do you own?
by nightlifecommando March 5, 2011
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And then i lost five dollars...

a phrase used to make a boring story more interesting, and keep people from thinking you have alot of money, so you can borrow some from them later on
i just ate about 3 apples but i got bored with the fourth one so i threw it a way... And then i lost five dollars...
by young thunda May 27, 2010
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Chamillion Dollars

The amount of money Chamillionaire made off of his hit record.
Dude, I bet Chamillionaire made a chamillion dollars off that overplayed shit on the radio.
by Edmond... August 15, 2006
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obama dollars

American money soon to be so incredibly devalued through inflation from Obama's insane Administration that it's like Monopoly money.
Dude: "Hey I'll be making 60k by the time I'm forty!" Reply: "Yeah, in Obama dollars."
by anman June 30, 2009
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I won 54 dollars playing the lottery

Offering man-on-man felatio for a standard price of $50; the additional $4 dollars refering to the price of beer and cigarettes to remove the taste of semen from one's mouth.
I was hanging out on the corner of 6th and Montana when a guy in a BMW pulled up and all of a sudden I won 54 dollars playing the lottery.
by 10010100011 January 10, 2011
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one hundred dollars

A rebuke for doing or saying something rash or thoughtless; also clumsy. Originated from something costing this exact amount being roughly handled.
Chad throws a bottle of hot sauce to Mike and it splatters all over the carpet. "One hundred dollars!", Mike yells.
by Dr. Kaos June 17, 2008
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