Delusional

Someone who is not thinking clearly, or thinks something will happen that, in all likelyhood, will not.

guy1: If we sacked Wenger we'd win the league Fam. Believe Blud.
guy2: Dude, you're fucking delusional. You'd finish 6th and bitch about utd at every opportunity. Change the record.

by Schube1983 May 24, 2017

Delusional Disney princess

A female who seeks a perfect man like a Disney prince but is in the bottom of the barrel and won't accept anyone who is in the bottom of the barrel like her

Person 1:Why is she single ?
Person 2: she looking for her Disney prince

Person 1: but she's the bottom of the barrel you should get with someone like her

Person 2: females like her are delusional Disney princesses looking for the perfect man while themselves ain't perfect at all

Person 1: but nobody is perfect
Person 2: exactly but she's mental and delusional she believe social media and the gullible society we live in that you'll find her perfect man and live happily ever after she'll come to terms when it's too late with her house full of cats

by Itbelikethatbro August 27, 2022

Delusional

Julia.....Double chin girl that think she has musical talent and her muisical talent does exactly what her body ordor confuses the soul just like her father

Juliza is so delusional she believes she has skills but I wish she used the time pacticing taking showers

by El emortal June 6, 2018

delusional douche bag

A person who has their head so far up in the clouds that they actually believe their faggoty ass will ever be succesful by any means. Person can also persuade people around them into thinking they are not complete retarted losers by doing mediocre tasks and making them look difficult.

That delusional douche bag made a movie and all he did was use final cut pro on his mac and now he thinks he's going to Hollywood.

by Truth speaker April 17, 2012

Delusional

Believing something that is demonstrably untrue.

I choose to be happy right now.

Do you? Weren't you just talking about how you wanted to uproot you life and leave? Why didn't you just choose to be happy then instead of feeling that way?

Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. I guess I'm just a dumb, delusional, goblin-faced whore. The idea that I could just arbitrarily choose which emotions I feel is ridiculous. I should kill my kids and myself. I deserve it.

That's a good idea. I wish I had though of that. I'll share it on Facebook.

by Hym Iam December 7, 2020

Delusional Depression Syndrome

DDS (Delusional Depression Syndrome) is a person (usually a preteen) who thinks he/she is depressed, but is just edgy.

Symptoms: Posting aesthetic Simpsons videos on tiktok

Using TikTok

Wearing a black hoodie in public

Being "QUIRKY"

Constantly acting depressed.

Friend: Abby's always sad.

Me: Lol, she has Delusional Depression Syndrome.

by Faggot Disorder May 13, 2020

Delusionalism

When your homegirls or a person you know has no sense of reality and they really believe the phuckery going on in their lives . Delusionalism can have your life in a big mess and getting played .

I had some home girls that were suffering with a really high dosage of Delusionalism , they were all fighting over a guy with a really small penis, big stomach , going bald and still married legally , but in their heads he'd make a really great husband ! Lol

by Miss lowkey high maintenance August 16, 2016