Cummoning is the act of shooting a load in the middle of a ritualistic circle and reciting an incantation to create a cum golem that does your bidding. It’s highly advised to keep the golem below room temperature.
*Disclaimer: if golem is placed in a freezer, make sure you label the golem.
*Disclaimer: if golem is placed in a freezer, make sure you label the golem.
“Hey bud, why is there cum on the kitchen floor?”
“Sorry dude. I forgot to tell you I performed a cummoning last night.”
“Sorry dude. I forgot to tell you I performed a cummoning last night.”
by Cups of the Dixie April 17, 2021
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The eyes of a person so attractive you envision them looking up at you while they give you head
The eyes of a person so attractive you envision them looking up at you while they give you head
Jeremy bro, I couldn't last long enough with her. She looked up at me with those cummin eyes and I came instantly
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The announcement that tells you something exciting is coming and getting people sexually aroused.
An announcement of an epic porno.
An announcement of an epic porno.
by gregben August 22, 2022
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When Virgina was coming around the mountain she was also CUMMING so loudly that security came three times!!!
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"I am horny but don't feel like jacking it right now, oh well i Gusse ill just have to psy-cumming."
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