Crunchatize me cap'n!

when a girl says this aboard a ship, you, as the captain of the ship must gather every seamen aboard and have them stand around her in a circle and simultaneously nut on her causing her skin to eventually be crunchy from all the cum

hot girl: "crunchatize me cap'n!"
captain: "iv'e been waiting my whole life for this moment"

by happycaptain September 18, 2020

muff cruncher

A muff cruncher is the male virsion of a slut

Hes such a muff cruncher, he crunched 12 girls muffs in one night

by Fat_boy_slim_shady January 20, 2009

beefy crunch box

An extremely girthy female's fatter than normal vagina, similar to 2 roast beef sandwiches fighting over the horsey sauce.

Jaquin went to the doctor because Regina's beefy crunch box left his dick toe up from the flo up.

by SEBLDR11 November 19, 2015

Kale Cruncher

A vegetarian.

I can't date John any more. He is a total Kale Cruncher, I can't live without meat!

by Harriet M. July 28, 2017

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights

British way of saying "chips"

american: yo dude wanna get chips
bri'ish: So you call these things 'ere "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv?

by WhenTheImooster September 9, 2021

Captain Crunch Carpet

When the carpet by the side of your bed gets hard from all the jizz you ejaculate and later get rid of by smearing it on the side of the carpet. Later that morning when you step on the dry jizz it makes that CRUNCH noise.

carpet+jizz= captain crunch carpet

by Stubs714 December 14, 2009

Synonym Toast Crunch

When one uses other words, on purpose to exaggerate or by accident because they don’t know how to spell, to build another word.

To exaggerate:

Person 1: How was your history class today?

Person 2: Not so great, I had my final eggs ham.

Person 1: Hmm, using synonym toast crunch? I guess it didn’t go to well at all?

Just plain stupid:

Waiter: *brings food to customers*

Customers: Thank you!

Waiter: You’re welcome, enjoy the meal and bone-apple-tea!

Customers: *to themselves* What a bad case of synonym toast crunch. I think she meant bone apetit.

by thatblueguy13 August 3, 2018