critical maz

the point of extreme pressure right before ejaculation.

gad damn!open wide bitch*pant*,im at critical maz motherfuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhh!

by sleepy bugenbrow May 26, 2008

Business Critical

'Business Critical' is THE highest level of critical. It comes higher than 'critical' 'uber critical' & 'life & death critical' on the scale of all things critical

If something is 'business critical' you have to do it no matter what. You should trample on your own family if that is what it takes to get it done!

by Nando19 July 8, 2010

critical stache

the point in which you can't go any longer without shaving.

Man oh man, i think Ulysses hit critical stache a couple days ago. I don't know why he doesn't shave already.

by handsoftorgo November 3, 2008

critical voyeur

A person who observes another making an error in time for it to be corrected, does nothing to raise the issue, and then berates that person after the error occurs.

I find find difficult to work with my friend as he is always finding ways to fault others, I think he is a CRITICAL VOYEUR!

by Greedeemee January 26, 2015

critical help

when a person is not human and can be seen and heard doing things that makes you fucking triggered and cringe until you want to find a gun and shoo either them or yourself to relieve this symptom.

This guy needs 'critical help' because he's wanking to mlp

by Creepes November 14, 2017

critical sprint

The race between journalists to publish the first review of a major exhibition or art event

A: Have you read the reviews of the Venice Biennale?
B: But the exhibition opened like 2 hours ago?
A: Yes, insert journalist name broke the world critical sprint record…

by freeze_magazine March 10, 2023

Critical Thinker

synonym of contrarian, apparently

(sarcasm)

"critical thinker": In my humble opinion and contrary to popular belief, I believe that child labor, sex trafficking, and genocide are morally right and should be legalized everywhere, and yes, I do consider myself to be a critical thinker.

Average Person: You stupid son of a bitch you're not a critical thinker you're an immoral egotist who thinks contrarianism is a one-way ticket to being a critical thinker. Blindly going against popular opinion doesn't equal critical thinking. In fact, it's just as far away from critical thinking as being for the popular opinion on everything.

by Silicosis9324 July 14, 2023