cranial scat

when you bathe your partner with your sperm

Bro, I gave her a cranial scat} and she couldn't get my sperm out for weeks!!

by ilikebluewaffles69 May 22, 2016

Cranialoscopy

when the optic nerve makes connection with the colon via the spinal nerve and gives the beholder a shitty outlook in life.

Verb - That man has Cranialoscopy written all over his face.

by Gearjam59 September 13, 2016

Cranial Penetration

A classy term for a blow job.

I enjoyed an evening of cranial penetration with my lady.

by Tymcob September 13, 2016

CranialAnalEctomy

The removal of a person's head out of someone else's ass.

She has her head so far up his ass that they need a CranialAnalEctomy!

by Shooting Star Burst March 4, 2018

Crinimal

A combination of Criminal and Minimal, describing a young person who engages in criminal activities

Young Joel seems to have taken up stealing cars, he is well on the path of becoming an almost successful career crinimal. He will end up in Minda Remand centre before long!

by naga flow August 5, 2018

cranial hotpocket

when you shoot someone in the forehead and then shit in the bullet hole.

“quit all that talk before i make your head a cranial hotpocket”

by sugomain April 20, 2020

Cranial Aids

Cranial aids, (aids transferred orally) are one of the deadliest STD’s we know of. Cranial aids have about a 75% death rate and currently there are no known cures for the disease. Cranial aids can be transferred via sucking dick, eating pussy, and eating ass. It’s important to take caution when sucking dick, eating pussy, eating ass. Ways to avoid contracting the disease are making sure you’re wearing dentures, esophagus blockers, and semen evaporators. It’s important to be tested at least once every 6 months to be as safe as possible.

“I just gave that little boy cranial aids! What a dumbass!”

by Doc. Cranial December 17, 2020