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S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing)

The act of rubbing ones crotch without even realising one is doing so.

It may be done in a variety of situations that are not slightly arousing to even the most average, psychologically balanced individual

It is done sub-consciencly when the brain finds itself inactive with nothing to do.
Fiddling with your genitals while doing something mundane and inane such as:
- Mid conversation with a casual acquaintance
- Queing in the bank to withdraw money,
- Confessing in church
- Collecting your child from preschool

S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing) is not a serious psychological ailment but it can lead to distress and situations of awkwardness and sexual embarassment
by FenCor December 26, 2011
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Constipeetion

Similar to constipation, when you gotta whiz but you just can't. Sometimes can be frustrating or even painful.
"F@$&! Constipeeted."

or

"Dude don't watch me when I pee. You're giving me constipeetion."
by Rainiac August 20, 2009
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Slang term among journalists and others for the Atlanta Journal & Constitution
Have you read the sports page in this morning's Atlanta Urinal & Constipation.
by andy1 September 24, 2006
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constipated

When you mentally have to go poopie, but you can't physically go poopie.
I gotta go pooooooooopie!!!!!!!
by Screw u bitch August 6, 2004
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Emotional Constipation

Emotional but unable to express it. Either because of 1.) numbness or 2.) it is socially inappropriate to do so.
1. Bob wants to cry but he just can't for some reason, even though he knows it will make him feel better. Guess he's experiencing some emotional constipation.

2. During the funeral, Jerry wanted to erupt into laughter but knew that it would be socially-inappropriate. She was emotionally-constipated.
by cunninleongus February 15, 2010
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Conscience Dreaming

The dreams you have when you are bat shit crazy, possibly just before you gun down a crowd at the Safeway, start a new currency or a new language for crazy people.
Jared Loughner said about Conscience dreaming, "In conclusion, my ambition - is for informing literate dreamers about a new currency; in a few days, you know I'm conscience dreaming! Thank you!"
by define-it-ly crazy January 9, 2011
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West Coastin

West Coastin is when you are hanging out drinking and smoking with a group of people. Either in someone's yard or a public park
Hey man come on through we just west coastin over here
by DJ NickatNight September 27, 2004
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