connecticut

2 hours from the states that really matter - new york and massachusetts

connecticut is the dumping ground for rich ceo's

by thechow August 21, 2006

Connecticut

Ahhh, there's nothing like moving from NJ to Connecticut and realizing that "richest state in the U.S." sure doesn't seem like it! And all that crap about having the highest I.Q.?? You sure wouldn't know it from taking one step in here. Home of the wanna-be's!! We live secluded, isolated and in total ignorant bliss! Aren't you jealous now?

"Wow, I'm leaving as soon as I can."

by Elio June 26, 2005

connecticut

Judging by these wall posts, the most one-dimensional state in the union. Most people outside of new england and new york have never heard of connecticut and consider it just another one of those small northeast states that isn't massachusetts. It seems they cling to their notions of superior wealth, yet don't realize that the mean home price anywhere in the state of california is higher than theirs.

Where is connecticut?

- I don't know, isn't that a part of rhode island?

by Jonny mcwhocares May 31, 2006

Connecticut Chimp

Verbal and emotional abuse. Tearing someone limb from limb and peeling their face off, like a Lyme-diseased Chimpanzee jacked up on Xanax.

I went all Connecticut Chimp on the barista after she F-ed up my double latte.

by WhiskeyRockARoller March 13, 2009

Connecticut

the gayest state in the union, i can say this because i live there, filled with rich fucks and preppy bastards.... fuck Connecticut

Connecticut can suck my dick...

by Flareside92 December 16, 2008

Connecticut

A dirty little state. Full of retards and wanna be's. The next Rhode Island.

Trucker #1: Should we make a stop in connecticut?

Trucker #2: Let's stop in Rhode Island instead; on our way back we'll stop in connecticut.

by James 50 June 29, 2009

connecticut

the best of the fifty states. we're the richest, the smartest, and we have the best location "between boston and new york."

even though there are some poor people hiding between the cracks of such rich towns as avon, westport, fairfield, and greenwich, whenever a connecticutian leaves the state they will be asked how rich they are.

a lot of new yorkers have second houses here. lots of famous people also have houses here, like 50 cent, paul newman, dave letterman, and whoopi goldberg.

everyone in connecticut pops their collar.

"where are you from?"

"connecticut"

"oh so you're rich right?"

".....yes."

by martha March 4, 2005