Hindsight Comeback

That absolutely perfect, witty, devastatingly clever, or just plain savage thing you should have said during an argument, confrontation, or awkward conversation, but only thought of hours (or days) later when you're replaying the scene in your head for the tenth time (usually in the shower or trying to sleep).

Dude 1: "Man, I was arguing with my boss today, and he totally shut me down."
Dude 2: "Yeah?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, but like, 2 hours later on the drive home, I thought of the perfect response that would have made him look like a total idiot. Classic hindsight comeback."

by MrAwesomesTaco May 4, 2025

Comeback rock

The first piece of crack or meth, usually given free to a potential customer, in the hopes an addiction or desire for more will form.

I gave that fool a comeback rock. He was knocking on the door later that night for more.

by The real ODV March 13, 2025

Copy-Paste Comeback

When you insult someone because they're stupid, and they write or say the exact or almost exact thing back.

(What a conversation with a person who uses copy-paste comebacks looks like.)
You: Hey, what do you want on the pizza?
Stupid Person: Pineapple.
You: Ew, heck no. That's disgusting.
Stupid Person: No, you're disgusting.

by I'm The Only Truth April 6, 2017

PRISTIN's comeback

What we all NEED. What Pledis MUST do. Something VERY important.

"When's PRISTIN's comeback?"

"We don't know! Pledis sucks!"

by Unbottled January 4, 2019

aftermath comeback

When you get into a argument and after it happens you come up with the perfect comeback.

AH! I should have said that! What a good aftermath comeback.

by Mistcakes December 5, 2017

Southeast Comeback

A football game where one team is beating the other by a large amount, but in the second half, the other team starts to come back only to lose by a touchdown or less.

“Did you see the football game last night? That was a close one!”
“Eh, they just had a Southeast Comeback”

by Gaberino December 17, 2018

Comeback

When you are losing 14-0 in a cs match and then end up winning 16-14, while the other team calls out that you toggled, you know, they are so mad and salty.

Crisp, clean lock, bois.

And remember, that you should only play seriously once the other team is really close to win the match, exactly at 14-0, otherwise, take it easy, pro ez strat for ez comebacks all the time.

by Hype__ March 30, 2018