Cancer Man

On the TV show "The X-Files," Fox Mulder's cigarette-smoking, shadowy, primary nemesis throughout the show's run from 1993 - 2002.

Whenever he appeared he was always either smoking, lighting up, rudely blowing smoke in someone's face, or putting out one of his trademark "Morley" cigarettes.

He may have headed up Federal agencies such as the FBI, CIA, and NSA, and he was apparently responsible for the abduction of Mulder's sister and was potentially their actual biological father. He also apparently had some role in almost every government conspiracy/coverup dating back at least as far as the 1947 Roswell, NM extraterrestrial incident.

His real name was finally revealed to be "C.G.B. Spender" in the 6th season of the show.

Mulder: "Tell me where they've taken Scully, you black-lunged son-of-a-bitch!"

Cancer Man (while lighting a Morley and walking away): "All in good time... Mulder."

by dookeyboy December 21, 2010

Cancerville

Is located at the Rapistan HQ in India and Pakistan with roughly over 100 cancer scrubs on standby ready to go out to war. They have been announced by Discord of being the #1 trending cancer related server known on the application leading to the leaders of the holy grail of obtaining the Korean Face Mask trophy. Also Mansuki is banned from the server so RIP

"owo cancerville give me tummy gummy aches"
"Camaro or Fabre as cunt lords?"
"Cummies tummies fabre is giving me gummies"

by eshaytkl January 17, 2020

hif clanger

an unexpected erection that happens whenever.

hey guys suck my hif clanger

by hif clanger January 17, 2017

It can't cure cancer

A statement made by dumb people regarding scientific and medical research or progress. Due to the individuals lack of understanding, they assume that diverting resources to scientific pursuits is pointless unless its about solving a problem like curing a disease.

Who cares about funding NASA's next space project, it can't cure cancer or anything important.

by Stan Rezaee June 8, 2016

Drftn 4 Cancer

An organization meant for the sole duty to cure cancer while drftn in their automobiles. Members often end their sentences with a "son or a yeah son".

Mr. L. Corey: Are you Drftn 4 Cancer son.

Me: Why only but of course son.

Mr. L. Corey: Its a good cause isn't son.

Me: Yeah son.

by thefearlessleaderofPLTW April 19, 2010

cancer-stick

harmfull tobacco rolled in paper with a useless filter at the end. chock full of nicotine and other shit that will lung rape you in the future. proven marijuana is less hurtful then cancer-sticks COUGHcigarettesCOUGH COUGH omigawd i need a fix because i'm a spineless pussy and i'm spending $60 a week on cigarettes. those of you who quit bless your souls, those of you who quit for 2 days and get back on it, and do this repeatedly...grow a back bone if i can stop smoking cigarettes you can to.

-COUGH COOOUUUGHH COOUGH
-for fucks sake put that cancer-stick out
-shuddap you people the reason i smoke cigarettes
-no it's because your weak ass fucking gave into peer pressure like a BITCH!!!

by deejaysjoosijays April 23, 2007

cancer

One disease to rule them all. Anything and everything causes cancer nowadays, which is somewhat depressing. There is no true cure for any form of cancer, but there just might be if the human race would stop warring with itself and concentrate on destroying diseases instead.

My God! Jimmy! Stay away from the sun! It causes CANCER! My God! Jimmy! Don't eat that! It causes CANCER! MY God! Jimmy! Don't breathe in school! IT CAUSES CANCER!

by The Smexorcist April 24, 2005