Chuff like a wizard's sleeve

Having a wide or loose vagina.

I banged your sister and man, she's got a chuff like a wizard's sleeve. I couldn't feel her at all.

by Our Lady of Sporks August 12, 2011

Chuff

To blaze, most commonly the chronic, but can also refer to the bomb tobacco.

I had just been involved in a rather large chuff session(the heady nuggets of course) on the booby bus when I grabbed a keystone to relieve my cottonmouth.

by BigChuckMN May 22, 2011

chuffed to fuck

ecstatic, exceptionally happy over something

"i see alec's chuffed to fuck" commented kevin "one of his gnomes has just come third in the Miss Dagenham competition"
"blimey kev" retorted his dad "who came 1st & 2nd?"
"Two women from Keith Davis' snooker club"

by theWestHamfan December 13, 2003

chuff mountain

chuff mountain is a gay mans buttocks
So called because its a mountain flesh with a tunnel sunk into it.

Dave gave it some horn as he steamed up chuff mountain and drove the pink cadillac into bourneville boullevard

by Swilly February 28, 2008

chuff like a wizards sleave

women with a very deep vangina got it threw havein sex alot or threw giving birth

i shaged her so many times shes got chuff like a wizards sleave

by ryno555 July 4, 2007

chuff nuts

Those particles of shit that stick to the anal hair

Tracy's gone off Darren, she says he had chuff nuts on his arse!

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

Chufty

Someone that buys all of the best equipment because they can despite being bad at a sport/ without actually having done the activity before because the internet told them that was the equipment to have.

“Seth is a right chufty, he bought a £1000 road bike after going on 3 bike rides”

by multiplebeanmen May 27, 2020