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Chrissy Chris

A definition of a crack head. Wakes up to the thought of crack and doesn't think twice about eating, not even a bit of a sandwich. You could tell this by the way he could fit through anything, even a tiny gap in your window, like a mouse- searching for dat cheese! Steals most of your belongings - even if its worth fuck all a crack head on the street will probably buy it for a toke!
' Oh that Chrissy Chris used to be such a nice guy, he's now just a full on crack head' Chrissy Chris,Crack Head Tea Leaf Skin and Bones Comes as a 'pack' Homeliness

'Oh that Chris, what a great selection of friends he has, they come as a pack (a pack of crack)'
by Ruder_dan_dem March 27, 2015
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CHRISSY WAKE UP

CHRISSY WAKE UPPPPPPP
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Chrissy

You don’t want to be a Chrissy or you will go to jail.
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chrissy poo

A guy that makes dirty songs and dates the ugliest girl in school.
Me: chri-
Chrissy poo:what's wrong honey cheeks, you're getting kinda freaky, i really love yo ass and i kinda wanna squeezey, you make me kinda horny baby please let me sip in easy, yo pussy so wet, it feelin kinda greasy
Uh yea

So baby calm down, I wanna go out, have some fun, drink some rum, so now we go down, in the bed, give me head, and that's the best, when you gettin kinda dirty
yuh
by Trashy Tina May 29, 2018
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Chrissy-V'd

The act of signing someone out of their computer without your knowledge in efforts to earn commission on your sales without having to lift a finger.
Yolfi walked over and Chrissy-V'd Mike's till.
by K-cup December 27, 2014
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Chrissy riley

he is a slink, and can sometimes be referred as quite of a 2 timer. Do not go for Chrissy or he will offer to shag your ear...but that’s just the start apparently. Other than that he’s basically just a dickhead :)
Hey ‘Chrissy riley’ go suck cock
by Chrissy riley December 13, 2018
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cheisya

cheisya is a girl that has a cheetah as a pet, loves eating cheetos, and loves going being overly possesive to her friend when her friend is busy with another cute boy
chillll cheisyaa, leave me alone
by lazerboy December 7, 2019
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