Cheesehater

A term used to insult people who are mean, and also intolerant of cheese, milk or other dairy products.

"Gosh, Alex is such a cheesehater..."

by Prettyylime April 23, 2010

Cheesecake

When a person or group of people ejaculate or cum on a person’s (typically mans) ass. Hence the ass is the cake and the cum is the cheese. Isn’t necessarily gay but very easily can be when not done right.

Billy: Hey Steve, yo ass about to be cheesecaked bro!
Greg: Yeah we finna eat it afterwards!
Steve: Greg what?
Billy: Greg get the fuck outta here with that gay shit, we gonna just make the cheesecake, not eat it.

by Insert here November 21, 2018

Cheesemare

Consuming too much cheese during daylight hours resulting in bad dreams.

Those juicy feta chunks gave me some wicked cheesemares last night.

Dude, I had the craziest cheesemare last night, woke up this morning sweating my ass off!

by KennyKendeera March 18, 2010

orangutan cheesecake

When a girl jacks off your wee wee with her armpit. The sweatier the better.

"Man that bitch gave me some orangutan cheesecake for dessert!"

by Corey R. April 23, 2008

New York Cheesecake

New York Cheesecake is when you take a woman to a famous part of New York City (The Statue of Liberty, The Empire State Building, etc.) and ejaculate on her face.

Steve gave Brenda a New York Cheesecake when they visited Central Park strawberry cheesecake, hot pocket, dirty carl, cheesecake, dirty sanchez

by ManlyMan400 April 28, 2009

Ninja Cheesecake

A cheesecake-tasting mixed drink consisting of about 50% vanilla vodka and 50% tonic water.

There's no cheesecake in this drink, but it tastes like it! There must be a delicious ninja cheesecake stealthily hiding in here.

by IridiumXi February 28, 2011

cheesecaking

Verb:To meet an on-line date and almost immediately going home and having sex after meeting at a neutral location. Derived from the common use of The Cheesecake Factory as a meeting place before the magic happens.

I met my Tinder date at The Grove but within 10 minutes we were at his place. I was there for cheesecaking, not chit-chat.

by MELGAF June 23, 2015