Chardonnache

What you wake up with after absently consuming a bottle of Chardonnay by yourself.

This morning's Chardonnache was a reminder that I need to recycle before the cleaning crew has a chance to judge me.

by MissingV November 13, 2017

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Charade Parade

Any parade (military or otherwise) orchestrated by Donald Trump.

Trump's military parade is a Charade Parade.

by Ms Linguis March 13, 2018

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Chafede

An absolute shithead, likes to try and steal your customers and is an utter man-made catastrophe.

You think I dont notice what you're up to? You filthy chafede, I caught you!

I was walking up the creek this-morning and I saw some absolute monger sitting near the stream pumping hotties, nek minut hes choking on the smoke, what a bloody chafede !

Hey there, Mitch, you fucking chafede.

by Chafede Inventer.com May 12, 2019

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Cared

A short term to express the phrase “I really don’t care.” When the other person said something rude or unwarranted, you say “cared” to show that what they said means nothing to you and is honestly purposeless.

Adam: “I’m sorry babe I can’t pick you up from work anymore, i’m too lazy.”
Lisa: “Cared adam. You don’t ever show you care about me.”

by cheymed April 3, 2019

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Reverse Charades

A ritual in which some old person who doesn't remember what they are talking about says random things that they remember about the thing that they are talking about and people nearby try to guess what the hell they are referring to.

A:"Well, I'm talking about that guy.."
B:"What guy?"
A:"The guy in that movie!"
C:"What movie?"
A:"The movie where...."
.....
B&C: "...No more Reverse Charades! Shoot us now plz"

by Enigma1337 August 12, 2008

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