broman catholic

A particularly "chill" Catholic-an individual whose crucifix necklace is only visible because he needs to unbutton his yellow polo in order to pop the collar.

Q: Yo man Is Marty a baptist?
A: No man he's chill, he's Broman Catholic.

by Doctor Hate July 17, 2007

Cafeteria Catholicism

Derogatory term referring to religious individuals who follow the Catholic faith and pick and choose which doctrines of the Church they wish to follow and which ones they don't.

"Well, I'm against abortion, euthanasia, and homosexual marriages... But contraceptives are alright in my book."

"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."

by Mel December 3, 2005

Angry Catholic

The act of pulling out and finishing off to a picture of Jesus Christ

"I have a fetish for Angry Catholicing"

by Geega November 8, 2015

Eco Catholic

(Easter Christmas Only Catholic) Only shows up to church on for the Easter and Christmas mass. Otherwise, does not attend church.

Person A: Church seems to be much more crowded for the Christmas mass...

Person B: That's because we have all the Eco Catholics with us

by viprarr December 24, 2009

Catholic School Girls

Maybe one of the most fantasized about types of girls ever. These young girls appear to innocent, holy, or wholesome when most are "naughty" or very sexual. Known for their really short plaid skirts. These girls mostly attract older men usually in there 30's or 40's. The most tempting jail bait there is. Its like the girl you want but can't have because you'll go to jail...for a long long time.

Middle Aged Guy: "Aw those catholic school girls, make me wish I was young again."

Freind: "Better stay away you know them girls, are pure jail bait."

by Anunknownperson May 29, 2009

private all-girls catholic schoolism

the art of folding your kilt shorter than anyone else's to see who is going to get the shortest kilt without a detention.

"omg!!!!!! is my kilt good?"
"yeah, it's even."
"thank the father, son, and the holy spirit!"
-private all-girls catholic schoolism

by the 4 babes September 23, 2019

catholic

People addicted to cats.

John is a catholic. He has over 9000 cats.

by schn1 March 6, 2010