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Invented by the renowned social architect John Colasante, author of the Colasante Protocol (also on Urbandictionary.com), the Colasante Salutation (aka Okbye) is a way of expeditiously ending any call. as such it's a perfect bookend to the Colasante Protocol, which is about starting a call. This has especially become important since the pandemic, where it seems nobody seems to know how to say goodbye without dragging it out anymore.
The Colasante Salutation is quite simple: as soon as the conversation runs out of steam, you immediately say "Okbye", your partner reciprocates, and you both immediately hang up.
The Colasante Salutation is quite simple: as soon as the conversation runs out of steam, you immediately say "Okbye", your partner reciprocates, and you both immediately hang up.
Pre-Colasante Salutation:
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Well I guess I should get back to work | the kids | whatever
A: Yeah, I've got a ton of stuff to do too....
B: Alright, I guess I'll see you soon then
A: Yeah, it was nice catching up
B: Yes it was. Well... talk to you later.
A: Sure, see you soon.
B: Ok, uh, bye
A: bye
A + B: >click<
Post-Colasante Salutation
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Okbye
A: OKbye
A + B: >click<
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Well I guess I should get back to work | the kids | whatever
A: Yeah, I've got a ton of stuff to do too....
B: Alright, I guess I'll see you soon then
A: Yeah, it was nice catching up
B: Yes it was. Well... talk to you later.
A: Sure, see you soon.
B: Ok, uh, bye
A: bye
A + B: >click<
Post-Colasante Salutation
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Okbye
A: OKbye
A + B: >click<
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