Cooking by the Book

A female under the age of 18, therfore, off limits to those adults who might be interested in her sexually. (in reference to the internet sensation 'cooking by the book mashup' featuring rapper lil Jon and children's televison show Lazy Town)

Man, that girl is hot, too bad she's cooking by the book.

by Sasquatch14 January 4, 2009

cooking fat

A commenly used phase in household's with feline occupants. Used when you Mum is in the room and the cat has just jumped on your clean shirt, i.e a clean replacement for F**king Cat

That Cooking Fat has just dragged a dead bird onto my bed!!!

by Eastlygod February 12, 2006

cooking one

Chambering a gun.

After cooking one I pop off a cap in his ass..

by Joel pizzo August 8, 2009

Cooking the bone

Cooking the bone is when you have a gonnorea infection, open herpes sores, or other paintful ailments with your penis, but you have sexual intercourse in spite of the extreme pain it causes.

My dick was on fire from this infection, but this girl was so smoking hot that I just went in anyways, totally cooking the bone.

by kk626kk April 28, 2009

Cooking Cape

Arguably The worst cape in RuneScape. generally acconpanies by dragon med helms, and occasionally trimmed by a fletching cape. i would be embarrassed to wear one.

Jeremy: Yo Brad look at that guy with the cooking cape. Brad: ROFL what a noob how embarrassing. Jeremy:

by Sqkuid Ward October 16, 2008

Cooking duty

The cooking of excrement.

"Honey, it's your turn for cooking duty this week!"

by L's Pocky March 24, 2009

Cooking rice

When you slay a Virgin women and Impregnate her. (Anime kind of thing)

He was cooking maroua’s rice. She was very happy. Cooking rice

by Fistdadddy March 29, 2020