turd burgler

A person who opens the door of a bathroom stall while someone else is in there taking a dump. This situation is most often followed by an akward silence and a run for the door.

Verb- Turd burglering

Holy crap guys Tommy is such a turd burgler!

Did you see the way Tommy ran out of the bathroom after he was done turd burglering?!

by Spencer J. December 10, 2008

turd burgler

While a person giving a rim job, the other person poops in their mouth and says bombs away while deficating!

Ah man I just performed a turd burgler in your mouth!

by cornjerker13 March 14, 2009

burple

1) The official color of surprise.

When we told her that George Bush said something stupid again she turned burple with surprise.

by David V. September 30, 2005

nutt burgler

???suckin the dick of an unsuspecting sleeping man only to wake up too late

the nasty chick that waits until everybody has fallen out to come and steal their nut while they sleep and eat man fish

by victim numba #1 January 17, 2004

Turd burgler

A person who, without any hesitation will openly eat leftovers or others food, even if others need or desire it. They are known to often take advantage of the five second rule.

"Hey! Joe ate the whole tub of spicy salsa dip, now there's nothing to dip the Doritos in, what a turd burgler."

by Old Jed April 19, 2005

Burple

A pedophile with feminine tendencies, often heard exclaiming, "Man, I need some cock." Often has tattoo of a Scrotum on arm.

I think he's a BUrple, I'm not sure, I didn't see his scrotum.

by Anonymous April 4, 2003

turd burgler

n. One who wishes to impede another's progress by irritating and unnecesary means. Usually accompanied with laughter from the one who is burgling.

Man, Ben Smith is really a turd burgler, he totally got in my way!

by Apostoli August 30, 2005