Brendan

A very sexually active person that is always smoking marijuana. His dick tends to be larger than most and that is the reason he is sexually active a lot. People look at a Brendan and wish they were him. His looks, courtesy and of course, his sex drive is the reason that women just want to make love with him.

Can also mean somebody with the above traits.

Girl 1: Oh my god! Is that Brendan?

Girl 2: I hope so...I really want his love stick inside of me

Girl 1: No he's mine

Girl 2: He's mine

Girl 3: He's mine!

etc

Guy 1: Look at that brendan.

Guy 2: Fuck him dude. Just because his dick is larger than ours it means we don't get chicks.

Guy 1: I wish I was him.

Guy 2: Ewww you fag.

*Guy 1 walks away*

Guy 2: Yeaaa.... I actually wish I was him

by ellelover December 4, 2019

Brendan

Fucks a goat while making his step sister cum

A Brendan is a goat roping, sister fucker

by Double D pimpin daddy June 1, 2022

Brendan

Fucks a goat while making his sister cum

Brendan is a backwoods goat ropin, sister fucker

by Double D pimpin daddy June 1, 2022

St Brendan Girls

Introducing St Pregnant/ sorry Brendan girls. These girls feed off of drama and will only become friends with you to find out shit about other people. They are also plain out slutty. On the good side though.... wait there’s none...

St Brendan Girls
Anyone... ever: hey have yoy heard of St Brendan girls?
Everyone ever: YEAH LMAO CAN YOU SPELL - HOMEWRECKER?!

by St Brendan April 26, 2019

jasmin + brendan

True happiness and what most people would call "true love" :)

i wish i could find real "jasmin + brendan" out there somewhere .................

by thug.nigga.of.the.year September 16, 2009

Brendan

Brendan is a nice, funny, cool, guy . He can be a cheater and a jerk. He's a player and dates many girls. A Brendan relationships are short and he'll leave a girl heart broken. He's great a sports! He usually is tall and hairy. He is good looking. He'll have a few problems with his teenage puberty. He'll have lots of acme and hairy places. A Brendan adult years are great and successful! A Brendan is a good guy at the end!

Her: I want to date him, but he's a player and it won't last long. However he is cute

Him: We'll he's a Brendan, what do u expect!

by Truestuff85 February 17, 2015

Brendened

when your talking to someone and another person comes up to them, and they stop paying attention to you and start listening to the other person.

Person 1: ...so I told that bitch like you don't even come here thooo and she-
Person 2 walks up: *says something unimportant*
Person 3: Bro thats crazy
Person 1: Are you even listening to me

Person 3: I'm sorry I'm more interested in what he has to say

(In this example person 1 got Brendened)

by Trevor worshiper January 19, 2020