Bench Porn 

The act of benches getting "in the mood"...then something magical happens

Your splinters are giving me splinters...and it feels oh so goooooooood....for bench porn

Bench Porn by Denver Dave February 17, 2008

Bench Mob 

The name for the 2017-18 Toronto Raptors bench

Person 1: Yo did you see Fred VanVleet last night?
Person 2: Yuhh he’s really stepping up for the bench mob

Bench Mob by The.Bliss February 12, 2018

Bench pressing 

To sit on a bench reading a newspaper while waiting for a bus.

If someone says they benched 250 yesterday, it means they waited exactly 2 minutes 50 seconds before their bus showed up.

"I was bench pressing the other day and learned that a two headed whale was discovered on the shores of Sweden!!!"

Bench pressing by meatloafed January 10, 2010

bench monkey 

someone who's only pourpose for having a fast computer is to sit around and say "HOLY SHIT I CAN GET 250000 in 3dmark 200x" It makes me sad

alex lawson is a bench monkey

bench monkey by Jesus January 13, 2004

bench-warmer 

A woman you've already slept with but have no plans to sleep with again unless you find yourself in a dire situation

Example1
Dude 1- What happen between you and Brenda, not talking anymore?

Dude 2- Naw, she's not really my type but she can always be a bench-warmer

Example2
Dude 1- Man im in desperate need of some ass tonight

Dude 2- Better call some of your bench-warmers

bench-warmer by Killa N Mizzo July 18, 2011

Bench Press Blowjob

When a buff ass body builder chick grabs a man by the chest and knees or legs (depending on height) and bench presses the man over her head while giving oral sex at the same time.

Laugh all you want at Marla, but you'll never know the joys of a bench press blowjob

Bench Press Blowjob by The Hot Carlson April 11, 2007

Bench Coach

A has-been ex-baseball manager, politically connected to the current manager, who spends each game surreptitiously picking both his nose, and splinters out of his ass, with no other discernable duties.

Don Zimmer is bseball's quintesential bench coach.

Bench Coach by Richard Kirshen October 27, 2003