ballocksed

bollocksed; fucked; fouled up; doomed; damaged beyond repair; intoxicated

Chiefly British

"I'm sorry I am so late. Ballocksed up at work again, I fear. Millions down the drain." (from _Notting Hill_)

by dLand November 21, 2007

balloged

This is a state in which a person is intoxicated with alcohol, drunk if you will.

Yo that dude is balloged!

by Bkmeetsirl January 11, 2008

Balloggan

Knit headgear resembling a cross between a ball cap and toboggan. Typically worn during the hottest months of the year with ill-fitting plaid shorts and plastic prison shoes at inappropriate times, such as at the workplace.

Did you see the white balloggan she was sporting this morning?

by Orca25304 June 22, 2010

Balldiddle

Sneaking up behind someone and tickling their testicles while making a beedle leedle dee noise.

Dude, there was a newscaster at grand central station and I balldiddled him on national television!

by Zeroman September 25, 2013

Ballfold

In the fold where the scrotum meets the inner thigh lies a secure place to put contraband (drugs, money, ID, etc...). Similar to a wallet/billfold the scrotum and inner thigh hold items snugly due to the fold or crease.

Can I use your bathroom quick, I need to grab somethin' outta my ballfold.

Damn, did you see how dude was walking; definitely put too much in his ballfold.

Hey, did you have this in your ballfold? It reeks like balls!

by SS-Latchkey January 6, 2017

Balloobadoobus

Balloobadoobus

I like to say Balloobadoobus

by Baldy Balloobadoobus July 11, 2021

Baldone

That one person in the friend group commonly referred to as "annoying", the "mommy's love", the one who always says he'll do something but never will. Bonus points if the person has no hair.

Hey, you said you'd go out every day, baldone!

by helicopter-helicopter November 14, 2021