family asswipe

a relative who loves to hang out at his cousin or brother's house. also a bum and jobless nincompoop

family member 1: hey, Uncle Matt's here again.

family member 2: gee, that asshole's a fuckin' parasite, a true family asswipe

by MadMacxxx July 26, 2011

Fuckface putrid asswipe

The mother fucker who shot everyone in Las Vegas.

That horrible guy who shot all those folks in Vegas is a Fuckface putrid asswipe

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

heavy-duty asswipe

Something gave a big stink shit out of its asshole...
Regular asswipe cannot wipe it all...
Time for heavy-duty asswipe.

gay phone: Hi!

iphone: Hello

gay phone: Nobody ever texted me since two days ago... what the hell going on now?

iphone: Is your phone broken?

gay phone: HELLO!

iphone: O.O

gay phone: HELLO!

iphone: jeez...

gay phone: OMG I got 36 messages in my gay phone!

iphone: GET IPHONE. Your phone is heavy-duty asswiped.

by kakashiru August 5, 2010

Douche McFucktard AssWipe McGee

That guy from Canada that is obsessed with NASCAR.

"Coles is a Douche McFucktard AssWipe Mcgee , all he talks about is nascar."

by BadMcDubz October 30, 2011

Asswipe

A term of endearment to show your affection to someone

Coles such an asswipe

by Shirttucked April 24, 2025

asswipe

1. Toilet paper
2. Another way of calling someone a bitch

1. "Pass me some asswipe"
2. "Your an asswipe"

by Noob Sherking Master June 20, 2016

asswipe

A boy who aint nothing but a cheater and bum

“oh bobby is a asswipe”

by tbhilikegirls November 22, 2021