Assicle

A contraction of the words ass and icicle. It is the result of swass(sweaty ass) cooling to below zero temperatures, creating ice on the buttocks.

I was walking briskly through the mall finishing up my Christmas shopping and my ass became very sweaty. When I was finished and walked outside to my car the freezing weather turned my sweat into assicles.

by Pinder807 December 24, 2009

Absical

Holy, as in hole-filled.

That swiss cheese was totally absical!

by Bimo November 7, 2005

Asscho

Nachos made in the microwave instead of the oven.

*Microwave beep*

Tyler: "Hey Brandon the Asschos are done"

Brandon: "Kick ass!!!"

by MLGSneakyBeaver July 18, 2009

asscheeks and applesauce

When a situaion is bad(asscheeks) but a good thing(applesauce) happens, this event should be as awsome as possible

Your walking you step in shit and then Jessica Alba give you a blow job... after this you would say this is asscheeks and applesauce.

mean person: you suck
You: thats not nice
mean person: your right. im sorry take my car and allow my hot wife to give you the best head you've ever gotten in your life

by LewTastic xbox360 September 26, 2010

flaming asscanos

taking a shit that burns your ass hole and singes the ass hairs

dude I have the flaming asscanos so bad I don't think I have a ass anymore

by itsme1978 October 21, 2013

asscar driver

Noun - A person who tail gates and switches lanes as if they were racing in NASCAR, except they are driving on city streets and freeways right on your ass. This is one of the only ways to crash your car while traveling in a straight line with other people who are also traveling in a straight line.

This guy is so close behind me I can't even see his headlights. Damn asscar driver.

by Dr. Dentatus July 11, 2011

Asscent

The aroma that eminates from an individuals anus that is unique to the type of food eaten and the region a person originates.

Damn, he has a southern asscent. He must have eaten some BBQ ribs.

by Jhnygsh January 16, 2010