Albert Pan

Verb: to procrastinate by pushing deadlines and not doing anything about overdue work by constantly getting 8 hours of sleep
Noun: the act of procrastinating by pushing deadlines and not doing anything about overdue work by constantly getting 8 hours of sleep

Boy 1: Hey you studying for that psych test tomorrow?

Boy 2: Nah man, I am just going to pull an Albert Pan.

by ilovepan February 18, 2019

Acbart

A slang term originating from discord chat in which someone jokes about radical islam in the context of ironic memes. Not limited to :greentext, okbuddyreatard, wojak, etc.

it means ironic terrorist wojak joke.
"Yo bro why do speak so fondly of acbart."
"MY LANGUAGE IS BORN I SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF ZOOEEMAMA,
, ackbart!"

by warmachine69420ashenhair May 22, 2020

Alberta Sober

To abstain from all drugs except marijuana, alcohol and cocaine.

“No thanks,” Dorien said as Cheefy pulled out the needles, “I’m Alberta sober this month!”

by Cheeefy January 11, 2022

Albert camus

Albert Camus is(actually was, sadly😔) a really hot french guy.

"omg, u r reading"the stranger ""
"Yeah, I love Albert Camus "
-"we all do"

by bellobelisimo September 28, 2022

Albert Aretz

The hottest man on earth, I start to drool when he appears on my screen. It's insane.

"omg, my new crush is albert aretz!! hes so🤭🤭🤭"

by the silly June 10, 2023

Philly Alberto

The sexual action of freezing your dong in a snowstorm and then molly whopping the shit out of your side girl.

Yo bro, how was it with Darby last night.
Sick man, I gave her the old Philly Alberto.

by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019

hey hey hey its fat albert

a man from a kids show

hey hey hey its fat albert, now im gonna sing a song for you

by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016