joke assassin

When a person takes a joke to far.

One who beats a joke to death.

Kyle you killed the joke, your such a joke assassin

by D-Rock April 6, 2004

Assassin's Creed III

An upcoming game to be released on Oct. 30, 2012. It is the third chapter in the Assassin's Creed series. ( Brotherhood and Revelations were continuations of Assassin's Creed II). The main character is Connor/Ratohnhaké:ton (pronounced Ra-doon-ha-gay-doon). It will take place during the American Revolution during the mid 1700's. The character will meet major historical figures such as George Washington, Benjamin Franklin and Charles Lee. The main weapon that Connor will use is a tomahawk with a blade in the shape of the Assassin's Symbol. The map, called 'The Frontier', is rumored to be 20% larger then previous games. Players can also hunt animals for money.

Guy 1: Dude, Assassin's Creed is the best game ever!
Guy 2: Wow you know that AC came out in 2007, and their already making the fifth game, called Assassin's Creed III. Its supposed to come out this fall.
Guy 1: Oh

by PAYTOCMJ August 9, 2012

status assassin

Someone who misuses the word "status" as a concrete object in the workplace. This is usually the sign of a micro-manager or someone working their way towards middle management.

Mary: I asked for that report last week. Can I get a status?
Bob: It's almost done

Mary: I need a status on that requisition.
Phil: It should be ready by Tuesday.

Mary: Could you give me a status on the new program?
Alan: Sure, how about "pending?"
Mary: Uh no, I mean... I need to know... Uh...
Alan: What? I gave you a status, you status assassin!

by Jock Tam July 28, 2009

assass

A person who has multiple asses

That assass just got buttfucked in the face

by Jason June 25, 2003

Assassin

A trained killer hired for money to kill other people.

Assassin is also a song by the rock band Muse, it is probably the heaviest song on their new album

Guy 1:"I'll give you, being an assassin, £300 to kill this guy"
Guy 2: "Just a sec, I'm listening to this awesome song by Muse!"

by Tommy P1313 March 4, 2007

assassinate the toilet

The act of clogging not only your toilet but toilets within a 5 mile radius.

What happens after you watch Twillight and get violent diarrhea.

man #1: Dude I have to go assassinate the toilet.
man #2: Ill call the plumber.

by Reaper118us March 19, 2010

Silent Killing Assassins

A long-term counter-strike knifing clan. The leader of this clan is Nato Suicidal.

I'm gonna go play in the Silent Killing Assassins clan Server and get pwned by its members.

by Ub3r 1337 hax0r September 28, 2006