July 13th

If you are born on this date, it means that your pp is so big

Girl1: i think that david have such a big pp
Girl2: i bet that he was born on July 13th

by GandalfSilente November 9, 2019

March 13th

March 13th is when the best people are born.
They're perfectionistic you will literally regret it forever if you don't meet one.
They. Will. Change. Your. Life. Except also sometimes they won't (destiny is not an exact science). If you ever meet someone born on March 13th, you should tell them "You're cool to me now."

Johnny: "Wow! You were born on March 13th?"
Papa: "Yes."
Johnny: "You're cool to me now."

by Mom's Daughters November 28, 2019

November 13th

A day when the fans of Youtube channel Unus Annus come together to honour their favourite channel.

Hey bro, is it November 13th?

you mean Unus Annus Day.

by UnusAnnus November 10, 2020

December 13th

The day where you have to pinch your shortest friend every time you see them.

Tall friend: Hey come over here! It's December 13th

Short friend: Oh noooooo....

by Quack Quack Wonder Woman November 1, 2019

Friday the 13th

A 1980's horror film about a woman, Pamela Voorhees, who saw her son drown at Camp Crystal Lake, and went crazy killing all of the counselors several years later for neglecting her son, then was decapited by the last surviving counselor.
In later sequels her 'dead' son returns weilding a burlap sack and any pointed object...and later a hockey mask and machette to kill anyone who returns to Camp Crystal Lake, or anyone at all for that matter, as revenge for killing his mother. Has 11 sequels, including a battle between him and Freddy Krueger of the 'Nightmare On Elm Street' series.

AHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO *shank* EHHHHHH

by Roger_Alvey_ July 16, 2008

october 13th

give ur girl a hug from behind

person one: bro you gotta give yo girl a high from behind!

bf: why?
person two: because it’s october 13th!!

by unicorns are ugly October 12, 2021

january 13th

january 13th is a day to honor badass clown bitch awareness, all the real niggas are born on that day .

“you’re an actual fucking clown” “yeah i was born on january 13th”

by cameranian👀 October 15, 2019