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Monkey Knuckle

When fisting someone's anus, and you pull your fist out covered in poop.
I can't believe they didn't clean themselves enough to prevent me from getting monkey knuckles.
by unrealism September 5, 2021
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Arctic Monkeys

A group of five legends being five legends.
Person 1: I love Arctic Monkeys so much
Person 2: No way same

Person 1: Come give me a sloppy kiss then matey
by lanas.cherry June 6, 2023
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Monkey Puzzle

A simple task that is undermined by one's own prolonged fumbling; a monkey puzzle is created once one has failed at a simple task multiple times.
*trying to turn the page of a book*
*page slips, try again*
*turns two pages by accident*
*book cover slips and closes by mistake, needs to re-find the page all over again*
"god damnit this is becoming a real monkey puzzle!"
by Yeebus November 29, 2021
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The monkey guts

Cheetawolf: This is: The Beatles, The monkey guts... And the alien entrails
by ♥🗺☠ June 29, 2021
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Monkey Rape

When a monkey comes up and rapes any random person
by Anonymous October 31, 2003
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Gooch Monkey

1. (Noun) An individual with a fetish for gooches

2. (Noun) An individual who has had someone's hairy gooch rubbed all over their face, creating a hairy monkey-like appearance
1. "Did you see that guy staring at my Gooch?!?!"
"Yeah! He must have been a Gooch Monkey!!!"

2."That cheap hooker was a Gooch Monkey after I was through with her."
by Gangstablu January 5, 2011
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monkey hustle

A situation in which the people involved yank your chain to create the illusion that progress is happening even though it isn't. A subtle smoke screen meant to confuse you.

It is a method often used by politicians, customer service reps and anyone else who wants to make you believe something is true.

Imagine a group of monkeys dancing or moving about to give the impression that they are working hard when, in fact, they aren't. Dancing monkeys are meant to distract you so that you take your eye off the ball.
1) Customer service is giving me the monkey hustle. I called for assistance with my bill. I spoke with three representatives, giving the same information, they say hold please then pass me to the next rep.

2) The confusion surrounding the pastor who wants to burn a holy book has officially become a monkey hustle.

3) This website is giving me the monkey hustle. Every time I click on a link it opens a new window directing me away from the information that I'm looking for.
by voodoo chile September 16, 2010
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