May 14

May 14 is celebrated as International Kiss Your Homie Day. Show your realest mofos how much you love em by giving them a kiss on the cheek, or the lips ( No Homo of course ;) )

"Dude, it's May 14, aka International Kiss Your Homie Day today."
"Really? Well then cmere bro"

by bigbazoongas3000 May 12, 2022

May 29th

national fuck someone until you get arrested for noise complaints

mark: It’s may 29th.
dog: no please

by MeAndTheBoysDrinkingBEANS May 28, 2021

May 7th

May 7th

“Today is May 7th.”

by Elexgy May 7, 2022

January and May

A marriage between an older person and one considerably younger. Also said of a relationship: a January-May romance.

Theirs is another case of January and May.

by Eric in BKK June 1, 2020

May 30

Paint nails day

Let’s go on may 30

by Apple fall from tree 69420 May 3, 2021

May 12

may 12 is the day where the most kinky bitches been born.

“yo whens yo bday?”

“may 12, why?”

“damn, i bet yo ass kinky”

by shawnwnwn September 8, 2021

May 17

The day you randomly hug your crush. make sure they dont know its goin to happen

Crush: sitting normally...
Person : hugs their crush
Crush : what is it?
Person: May 17

by randomuserbitches May 16, 2022