jesus shamoly and holy kebabs

- 'Jesus' refers to christ the saviour
- 'shamoly' is an excellent word
- 'holy' links to 'Jesus'
- 'kebabs' is the meaty treat which is likey to give you food poisoning available form your local kebab shop

person 1: ''look, there is a pair of homosexual german men wearing skin-tight lycra catsuits'''

person 2: JESUS SHAMOLY AND HOLY KEBABS

by steph December 20, 2004

Holymonkey

Godly gamer with expert skills in Counter-strike and other games.

Holy shit its Holymonkey!

by Holymonkey February 23, 2004

Holy Shitton

An ambiguously large number that is at least twice as large as a shitton, a portmanteau of "Holy Shit" and "Shitton"

Clone 12995: Dude, I just ate a holy shitton of enchiladas from Taco Clone!

Clone 65952: You're gonna shit yourself on the mission, you know.

Clone 12995: Yeah...

by cee-em-kay April 5, 2011

Holy trinity

MMORPG slang for a party combination which includes a damage dealer, damage healer, and damage absorber (tank)
Ex: Chanter, Cleric, Tank
Term most commonly used in everquest, but combination can be found in other MMO's.

World of Warcraft:
Warrior (tank)
Priest (healer)
Mage (damage dealer)

by Khaetos May 13, 2005

Holy mother of jugs!

An expression used when one is astounded by a woman's large breasts.

"Look at Queen Latifah in that dress! Holy mother of jugs!"

by Brigitte March 31, 2003

holy mac

Slang for something ming boggling... Easier and shorter than saying holy macrole(the whole phrase). Usually heard during a dramatic or suprised state of mind. The same meaning as "Holy Shit"!

When I saw you smash your guitar I was like "Holy Mac" but then i realized it was mine, and i was like "Holy Mac"!

by natalie November 15, 2003

fill-in-the-blank-holy-book

Popular worldwide religious writings, including such books as the Bible, the Talmud, the Qur’an, the Book of Mormon, the Sikh scriptures, the Vedas, the Upanishads, the Bhagavad Gita, David Letterman’s 10 Ten Lists, or any works by Douglas Adams.

The Qur'an is just another fill-in-the-blank-holy-book, in the the same way the bible a Holy Book for Christians.

by Buckaroo May 18, 2006