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An old tired bitch of a man who really needs to go to bed because it is far too deep into the AM... GOODNIGHT!
"dude, it's 6 in the morning... i've turned into a fucking goonti over here, I'M GOING TO FUCKING BED AND SO SHOULD YOU!"
goonti by Danny Barq July 14, 2004
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Goonterre 

A variant of the word "Goon" used to slag general idiots, popularised by the YT.
He's an absolute fucking goonterre.
Goonterre by Jackmaster September 3, 2007

Goonscapade

A combination of goon (cask wine) and escapade. Describes the antics the drinker gets up to after dusting off some particularly poor quality goon.
(Two friends after dusting off a sack)

Male 1: Goonscapades?

Male 2: Shit yeeeee!
Goonscapade by yyorgi December 8, 2010

Goonware 

Goonware is just like ransomware, but the main purpose is to irritate. References to an online multiplayer game where the term originated from.
"Hey bro I downloaded the Fairfax light client for new hacks", "wait bro, my computer is flashing and blaring loud clown honk noises"

"Hey bro sounds like you have goonware on your computer"
Goonware by modpodgec December 16, 2020
An act of pure, unadulterated stupidity, where the goon in question runs the risk of losing social acceptance
Hetherington, this is another example of your goonery!
Goonery by The Goonid August 3, 2010

OVO Goons 

Drake fans. OVO Goons are extremely loyal to Drake and bump all the music he puts out. If you dislike Drake they will list his multiple accolades to you while wearing their OVO hoodie. They also will often have an owl in their Instagram bio
Ben: Aye man Drake sucks

Ethan: Bro you're wrong, he is a legend, top 3 all time

Ben: ugh you must be part of the OVO Goons
OVO Goons by Bathing Grape August 7, 2019