goonti 

An old tired bitch of a man who really needs to go to bed because it is far too deep into the AM... GOODNIGHT!

"dude, it's 6 in the morning... i've turned into a fucking goonti over here, I'M GOING TO FUCKING BED AND SO SHOULD YOU!"

goonti by Danny Barq July 14, 2004

goodtimeswithscar 

Goodtimeswithscar is a YouTube with over a million subscribers, he is mainly known for his skills in terraforming and the fact that he is a part of Hermitcraft.

Another thing that he has become well known for is that he is disabled, using a wheelchair and being on oxygen. However, that has never appeared to affect his cheery demeanour and his silly actions.

A: Have you heard of Goodtimeswithscar?
B: No.?
A: You should check out his YouTube he is awesome.

goodtimeswithscar by Dontaskifyoudontwanttoknow May 19, 2020

goonlight

This is a term first used by Nick from Nick's strength and power in late 2020. This refers to the lighting which is used by bodybuilders and gym goers when they take selfies and trying to show off their physics. This lighting along with the camera angle often make people look more muscular and shredded and it is not a real reflection of what their body looks in real life.

He is looking shredded under the goonlight

goonlight by Freddie Sz November 22, 2020

gooning 

"Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.

Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).

I spent 10 hours gooning over the weekend.

gooning by FunkyJerker March 24, 2012

Goontang 

A goofy or odd looking female

Hey Matt, I was walking around Walmart late last night.
The goontang was out in full force.

Goontang by Mandy FAC April 15, 2017

Goongiey 

When one sexual partner put their entire head into the asshole of the other partner until they pass out.

Scott: "Hey Chad, how was your date with that girl from tinder?"
Chad: "It was really weird, we didn't except goongieying. I can't smell anything except shit now."

Goongiey by cashywashy April 23, 2020

goonify 

Verb - To replace ones core values with those consisting of penis jokes, sexual harassment, and being generally obscene.

She was so innocent, so we had to goonify her before the gangbang, for sure.

goonify by buttpuncher December 11, 2014