the act of taking two pairs of pliers and forcing open a man's urethra. then, the gaping hole is both shat and vomited in, and plugged up with a barrier of boogers. the recipient then urinates the mixture into a willing sexual partner's mouth. originally conceived in chelsea, michigan.
guy #1: hey man, did you hear what happened to kevin?
guy #2: no
guy #1: he was disrespectful to his mom so she gave him the old chelsea mudpie treatment and made him do it to his dad
guy #2: classic kevin!
guy #2: no
guy #1: he was disrespectful to his mom so she gave him the old chelsea mudpie treatment and made him do it to his dad
guy #2: classic kevin!
by jdwag59 January 2, 2023
Get the chelsea mudpie mug.When a woman tries to impregnate herself by scavenging cum from a used condom unbeknownst to the male in an attempt to baby trap him. Especially in the form of using a muddler to force the sperm all up into her vaginal canal, even though a baster would have been much more efficient, but she's clearly just a bartender and can't for shit.
As a man of your prowess, watch out for that bartender, she's sexy AF but also a gold digging cum muddler!
by RevelAndDance January 1, 2024
Get the Cum muddler mug.She is funny and friendly but can be on the self-absorbed side of things. Maddie will always be determined to find the perfect guy and never turns down the opportunity to ditch her current boy and leave to find someone less "boring". She has the idea that she is "better" than everyone around her and although she is pretty on the outside, there is a whole other world of ugliness on the interior. Maddie strives to fit in with the "norm", though she isn't always as successful as she hopes to be! You will often see Maddie making fun of other people in disguise of compliments in order to make it clear that she believes she is the prettiest girl in the club without knowing otherwise.
by anonymous November 15, 2023
Get the Maddison (Maddie) mug.1 man is selected from a group of gents, and is tasked with chasing down the group in an attempt to insert his wiener in one of their asses.
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Get the Tough Mudder mug.The act fornicating (male on female) by which taking the lovely lady from behind, once finished, you pull your fleshy meat stick out and to your surprise, it is covered in fecal residue. It is at this point you realize your error.
Oh boy, I was so drunk last night, I hammered Beatrice from behind, only to later figure out I had gone Mystery Mudding.
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