Definitions by JBCB

Mystery Mudding 

The act fornicating (male on female) by which taking the lovely lady from behind, once finished, you pull your fleshy meat stick out and to your surprise, it is covered in fecal residue. It is at this point you realize your error.

Oh boy, I was so drunk last night, I hammered Beatrice from behind, only to later figure out I had gone Mystery Mudding.

Mystery Mudding by JBCB March 9, 2024

saddle masher 

A wonderfully hilarious name for one’s asshole. Synonyms: butthole, farter, turd cutter, dumper and cornhole.

Damn Bertram, Ethel was looking so hot last night, I would have crammed it in her saddle masher

saddle masher by JBCB December 10, 2022

pittsburgh pisser 

Allowing a desired yet unattainable sex partner diarrhea on your face in order to bang her.

Man that girl was worthy of a Pittsburgh pisser.

pittsburgh pisser by JBCB March 19, 2022