JBCB's definitions

pittsburgh pisser

Allowing a desired yet unattainable sex partner diarrhea on your face in order to bang her.

Man that girl was worthy of a Pittsburgh pisser.

by JBCB March 19, 2022

Mystery Mudding

The act fornicating (male on female) by which taking the lovely lady from behind, once finished, you pull your fleshy meat stick out and to your surprise, it is covered in fecal residue. It is at this point you realize your error.

Oh boy, I was so drunk last night, I hammered Beatrice from behind, only to later figure out I had gone Mystery Mudding.

by JBCB March 9, 2024

saddle masher

A wonderfully hilarious name for one’s asshole. Synonyms: butthole, farter, turd cutter, dumper and cornhole.

Damn Bertram, Ethel was looking so hot last night, I would have crammed it in her saddle masher

by JBCB December 10, 2022