muddle 

To think, act, or proceed in a confused or aimless manner:

...muddled along through my high-school years.

Once a man said "If we could stop mental muddle, life would be blissful to its fullest extent".

muddle by golgy December 21, 2018

Muddle 

Unintentional male-on-male cuddling which happens as the result of having to share a bed in a crappy hotel room due to a non-existant travel budget.

Garrett: Dude, wtfuck was that all about last night? You were trying to muddle with me all night!

Brandon: Sorry Bro, I forgot I was sleeping with your stupid ass in this lame motel. My bad. I thought you were my girlfriend.

Garrett: Fuck off, I'm gonna go brush my teeth.

Muddle by Xmas Tree February 4, 2010

muddle 

* To think, act, or proceed in a confused or aimless manner.

* A state of being turbid or confused; hence, intellectual cloudiness or dullness

...muddled along through my high-school years
Once a man said ... 'if we could stop our mental muddle, life would be blissful to its fullest extent'

muddle by golgy December 21, 2018

Muddle 

The contraction that is accidentally formed when a person is trying to say muddy puddle.

Dude why did you push me in that muddle.

What?

Damnit I meant muddy puddle

You're retarded

Muddle by The Muddle June 28, 2010

Muddle 

Its a little puddle of "Mud"

When you go hiking after a rainy day, you have to watch those muddles.

Muddle by Babak Nabavian November 26, 2006

Muddle 

A puddle of mud that is frankly...disgusting.

"Ahhhhhh! I just stepped in a muddle! Now I have mud all over my shoes. My brand new shoes! It's like a puddle--BUT IT HAS MUUUUUUD."

Muddle by Verona September 16, 2008

muddle 

a dirty word used to describe many sexual acts usually fornication between two consenting adults.

"ooohh baby im going to muddle the f**k out of you tonight!"

muddle by fela January 4, 2007