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Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'

The act in which a boy leaves you all alone to have fun with his friends then complains when you stop talking to him. What he doesn't know, is that you secretly are head over heels in love with him.
Christa: I'm so ef-ing upset right now!
Meagan: why?
Christa: My new boyfriend is Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'!!
Meagan: wow, i'm sorry. Wait so you lvoe himm?
Christa: DUH!!!!
by ScrattyNeonblind January 2, 2011
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evan

i little guy who looks like a girl but has a big heart! fun guy who hates kids and Christmas. cute squishy muffin buns!
person1 “that evan is looking very evan today!”

person2 “yes! like a grinch!”
by thegrunchygrinch March 15, 2022
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Evan Lynch

This is not a real person, people on TikTok have came up with a name for somebody who is smart but cringe!
by professionalunpreffesional April 28, 2025
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Evan

A terribly cute guy that will steal your heart. Evans are mostly middle school players that have dated every girl in their grade. Don’t let them in because they will break your heart and date your family members!
Guy 1: yo do you know who Evan is?
Guy2: who doesn't he has dated every girl in our grade.
by Drama alert 101 October 6, 2019
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Evan

A very large individual and loves to pleasure dogs.
His love for dogs is so insane he visited china just to eat dog

evan is overall a lovely person
by bsdg ws\g November 29, 2021
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Evan

Your really Evan
by lahbfj February 9, 2023
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Evan Zemaitis

A word used to describe a really stupid person.
Holy crap he just ate that park bench, he's such a Evan Zemaitis!
by Thatoneasiansmeelsbad November 15, 2010
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