Evan

Evan is somebody who is probably going to take your car keys as you check into a and forget your keys at the front desk.

Evan likes to take car keys

by LolYoureAGayBoy July 16, 2021

Porter

This man kissed a man in preschool (kinda gay)

A Porter still plays fortnite

porter likes boys

Porter does the no no while looking at no no

Porter is a Russian spy

Porter is giving our information to the Soviets! Stalin is touching him!

by LolYoureAGayBoy July 16, 2021