Porter

This man kissed a man in preschool (kinda gay)

A Porter still plays fortnite

porter likes boys

Porter does the no no while looking at no no

Porter is a Russian spy
Porter is giving our information to the Soviets! Stalin is touching him!
by LolYoureAGayBoy July 16, 2021
mugGet the Portermug.

Evan

Evan is somebody who is probably going to take your car keys as you check into a and forget your keys at the front desk.
by LolYoureAGayBoy July 16, 2021
mugGet the Evanmug.

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